- If a man causes the death of a fetus, he shall pay the woman's husband whatever the judges decide.
If men strive, and hurt a woman with child, so that her fruit depart from her, and yet no mischief follow: he shall be surely punished, according as the woman's husband will lay upon him; and he shall pay as the judges determine. Exodus 21:22
- But if the woman is injured, the man that caused her injury shall be injured in the same way.
(Eye for eye, tooth for tooth, etc.)
And if any mischief follow, then thou shalt give life for life, Eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot, Burning for burning, wound for wound, stripe for stripe. Exodus 21:23-25
- Kill witches.
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live. Exodus 22:18Maimonides #552: The court must not let the sorcerer live — Ex. 22:17
- A woman is unclean for seven days after delivering a male child. She then must be purified for 33 days, during which time she must not come into the sanctuary or touch any holy thing.
If a woman have conceived seed, and born a man child: then she shall be unclean seven days; according to the days of the separation for her infirmity shall she be unclean.... And she shall then continue in the blood of her purifying three and thirty days; she shall touch no hallowed thing, nor come into the sanctuary, until the days of her purifying be fulfilled. Leviticus 12:2-4Maimonides #455: Observe the laws of impurity caused by childbirth — Lev. 12:2
- A woman is unclean for two weeks after delivering a female child. She then must be purified for 66 days, during which time she must not come into the sanctuary
or touch any holy thing.
(Because baby girls are twice as dirty as baby boys.)
But if she bear a maid child, then she shall be unclean two weeks, as in her separation: and she shall continue in the blood of her purifying threescore and six days. Leviticus 12:5
- A menstruating woman must be isolated for seven days.
And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days. Leviticus 15:19aMaimonides #454: Observe the laws of menstrual impurity — Lev. 15:19
- Whoever touches her is unclean until the evening.
And whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even. Leviticus 15:19b
- Everything that she touches is unclean, including whatever she sits upon.
And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean. Leviticus 15:20
- If you touch her bed, you must wash your clothes, take a bath, and be unclean until the evening.
And whosoever toucheth her bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even. Leviticus 15:21
- If you touch anything that she has sat on, you must take a bath and be unclean until the evening.
And whosoever toucheth any thing that she sat upon shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even. And if it be on her bed, or on any thing whereon she sitteth, when he toucheth it, he shall be unclean until the even. Leviticus 15:22-23
- If a woman has vaginal bleeding outside of her regular menstrual period, she is unclean. .
And if a woman have an issue of her blood many days out of the time of her separation, or if it run beyond the time of her separation; all the days of the issue of her uncleanness shall be as the days of her separation: she shall be unclean. Leviticus 15:25Maimonides #456: Observe the laws of impurity caused by a woman's running issue — Lev. 15:25
- Every bed, chair, or other object that she touches in such a condition is also unclean.
Every bed whereon she lieth all the days of her issue shall be unto her as the bed of her separation: and whatsoever she sitteth upon shall be unclean, as the uncleanness of her separation. Leviticus 15:26
- If you touch anything that she has touched, you must wash your clothes, take a bath, and be unclean until the evening.
And whosoever toucheth those things shall be unclean, and shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even. Leviticus 15:27
- A man who has sex with a menstruating woman is unclean for seven days.
(The bed is also unclean.)
And if any man lie with her at all, and her flowers be upon him, he shall be unclean seven days; and all the bed whereon he lieth shall be unclean. Leviticus 15:24a
- Don't approach a menstruating woman to uncover her nakedness.
Thou shalt not approach unto a woman to uncover her nakedness, as long as she is put apart for her uncleanness. Leviticus 18:19Maimonides #161: Not to have sexual relations with a menstrually impure woman — Lev. 18:19
- If a man has sex with a menstruating woman, cut off both of them.
(Because he has discovered her fountain, and she has uncovered the fountain of her blood.)
And if a man shall lie with a woman having her sickness, and shall uncover her nakedness; he hath discovered her fountain, and she hath uncovered the fountain of her blood: and both of them shall be cut off from among their people. Leviticus 20:18
- A woman who lives in her father's house doesn't have to keep her promise, unless her father agrees with it.
If a woman also vow a vow unto the Lord, and bind herself by a bond, being in her father's house in her youth; And her father hear her vow, and her bond wherewith she hath bound her soul, and her father shall hold his peace at her; then all her vows shall stand, and every bond wherewith she hath bound her soul shall stand. But if her father disallow her in the day that he heareth; not any of her vows, or of her bonds wherewith she hath bound her soul, shall stand: and the Lord shall forgive her, because her father disallowed her. Numbers 30:3-5
- A married woman desn't have to keep her promise, unless her husband agrees with it.
And if she had at all an husband, when she vowed, or uttered ought out of her lips, wherewith she bound her soul; And her husband heard it, and held his peace at her in the day that he heard it: then her vows shall stand, and her bonds wherewith she bound her soul shall stand. But if her husband disallowed her on the day that he heard it; then he shall make her vow which she vowed, and that which she uttered with her lips, wherewith she bound her soul, of none effect: and the Lord shall forgive her. Numbers 30:6-8
And if she vowed in her husband's house, or bound her soul by a bond with an oath; And her husband heard it, and held his peace at her, and disallowed her not: then all her vows shall stand, and every bond wherewith she bound her soul shall stand. But if her husband hath utterly made them void on the day he heard them; then whatsoever proceeded out of her lips concerning her vows, or concerning the bond of her soul, shall not stand: her husband hath made them void; and the Lord shall forgive her. Every vow, and every binding oath to afflict the soul, her husband may establish it, or her husband may make it void. But if her husband altogether hold his peace at her from day to day; then he establisheth all her vows, or all her bonds, which are upon her: he confirmeth them, because he held his peace at her in the day that he heard them. But if he shall any ways make them void after that he hath heard them; then he shall bear her iniquity. Numbers 30:10-15
- Widows and divorced women must keep their promises
But every vow of a widow, and of her that is divorced, wherewith they have bound their souls, shall stand against her. Numbers 30:9
- Don't allow any witches to live in your community.
There shall not be found among you ... a witch. Deuteronomy 18:10Maimonides #61: Not to go into a trance to foresee events, etc. — Deut. 18:10
- When God delivers your enemies into your hands, and you see a beautiful woman among the captives, take her home and have sex with her (after letting her mourn her parents for a month).
If she doesn't fully satisfy you, let her go (without selling her).
When thou goest forth to war against thine enemies, and the Lord thy God hath delivered them into thine hands, and thou hast taken them captive, And seest among the captives a beautiful woman, and hast a desire unto her, that thou wouldest have her to thy wife; Then thou shalt bring her home to thine house, and she shall shave her head, and pare her nails; And she shall put the raiment of her captivity from off her, and shall remain in thine house, and bewail her father and her mother a full month: and after that thou shalt go in unto her, and be her husband, and she shall be thy wife. And it shall be, if thou have no delight in her, then thou shalt let her go whither she will; but thou shalt not sell her at all for money, thou shalt not make merchandise of her, because thou hast humbled her. Deuteronomy 21:10-14
- Women must not wear men's clothing. Women who do so are an abomination to God.
The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man ... for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God. Deuteronomy 22:5
- If a betrothed virgin is raped in the city, stone her and the rapist to death.
(Because she was in the city and didn't cry out.)
If a damsel that is a virgin be betrothed unto an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her; Then ye shall bring them both out unto the gate of that city, and ye shall stone them with stones that they die; the damsel, because she cried not, being in the city; and the man, because he hath humbled his neighbour's wife: so thou shalt put away evil from among you. Deuteronomy 22:23-24Maimonides #545: The courts must carry out the death penalty of stoning — Deut. 22:24
- If a man rapes a betrothed damsel outside of the city, then kill the man but do nothing to the damsel.
But if a man find a betrothed damsel in the field, and the man force her, and lie with her: then the man only that lay with her shall die. But unto the damsel thou shalt do nothing; there is in the damsel no sin worthy of death: for as when a man riseth against his neighbour, and slayeth him, even so is this matter: For he found her in the field, and the betrothed damsel cried, and there was none to save her. Deuteronomy 22:25-27Maimonides #556: The court must not punish anybody who was forced to do a crime — Deut. 22:26
- If a man rapes an unbetrothed virgin, the rapist must pay her father fifty shekels of silver, marry his victim, and never divorce her.
If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days. Deuteronomy 22:28-29Maimonides #134: The rapist must marry his victim if she is unwed — Deut. 22:29
Maimonides #134: He is never allowed to divorce her — Deut. 22:29
- Make sure there aren't any whores in your community.
There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel. Deuteronomy 23:17Maimonides #123: Not to have sexual relations with women not thus married — Deut. 23:18
- Don't bring the hire of a whore into the house of the Lord.
Thou shalt not bring the hire of a whore ... into the house of the LORD thy God for any vow: for [this is an] abomination unto the LORD thy God. Deuteronomy 23:18
- If two men fight and the wife of one grabs the "secrets" of the other, "then thou shalt cut off her hand" and "thine eye shall not pity her."
When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets: Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her. Deuteronomy 25:11-12Maimonides #487: Save someone being pursued even by taking the life of the pursuer — Deut. 25:12
- Stay away from strange women.
For the lips of a strange woman drop as an honeycomb, and her mouth is smoother than oil: But her end is bitter as wormwood, sharp as a two-edged sword. Her feet go down to death; her steps take hold on hell. Lest thou shouldest ponder the path of life, her ways are moveable, that thou canst not know them. ... Remove thy way far from her, and come not nigh the door of her house. Proverbs 5:3-8
Why wilt thou, my son, be ravished with a strange woman, and embrace the bosom of a stranger? Proverbs 5:20
Keep thee ... from the flattery of the tongue of a strange woman. Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids. For by means of a whorish woman a man is brought to a piece of bread: and the adultress will hunt for the precious life. Proverbs 6:24-26
Keep thee from the strange woman, from the stranger which flattereth with her words. Proverbs 7:5
Let not thine heart decline to her ways, go not astray in her paths. For she hath cast down many wounded: yea, many strong men have been slain by her. Her house is the way to hell, going down to the chambers of death. Proverbs 7:25-27
- Stay away from evil women.
Keep thee from the evil woman ... Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids. For by means of a whorish woman a man is brought to a piece of bread: and the adultress will hunt for the precious life. Proverbs 6:24-26
Let not thine heart decline to her ways, go not astray in her paths. For she hath cast down many wounded: yea, many strong men have been slain by her. Her house is the way to hell, going down to the chambers of death. Proverbs 7:25-27
- Don't give your strength to women.
Give not thy strength unto women. Proverbs 31:3
- Reward and praise virtuous women.
Give her [the virtuous woman] of the fruit of her hands; and let her own works praise her in the gates. Proverbs 31:31
- Don't come near a menstruating woman.
If a man be just, and do that which is lawful and right, and ... neither hath come near to a menstruous woman. Ezekiel 18:5-6
- If a woman refuses to cover her head while praying or prophesying, shave her head.
Every woman that prayeth or prophesieth with her head uncovered dishonoureth her head: for that is even all one as if she were shaven. For if the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn. 1 Corinthians 11:5-6
Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man. For this cause ought the woman to have power on her head because of the angels. 1 Corinthians 11:9-10
- Women are not allowed to speak in church.
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law ... for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.1 Corinthians 14:34-35
- If a woman wants to learn something, she should ask her husband at home.
If they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home. 1 Corinthians 14:35
- Women should dress modestly.
I will therefore ... that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety. 1 Timothy 2:8-9
- Women should not braid their hair.
I will therefore ... that women adorn themselves ... not with braided hair. 1 Timothy 2:8-9
Wives ... whose adorning let it not be that outward adorning of plaiting the hair. 1 Peter 3:1-3
- Women should not wear expensive jewelry.
I will therefore ... that women adorn themselves ... not with ... gold, or pearls, or costly array. 1 Timothy 2:8
Wives ... whose adorning let it not be ... of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel. 1 Peter 3:1-3
- Women should do good works.
But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works. 1 Timothy 2:10
- Women should be silent.
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. 1 Timothy 2:11
I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. 1 Timothy 2:12
- Women should not teach.
I suffer not a woman to teach. 1 Timothy 2:12
- Women should never have authority over men.
I suffer not a woman ... to usurp authority over the man. 1 Timothy 2:12
- Honor widows that are widows indeed.
A widow indeed has no children or nephews; is desolate, trusts in God, and prays all the time; is not living in pleasure (a widow living in pleasure is the living dead); is over 60 years old; had only one
husband; has raised children; has lodged strangers; has washed the saints' feet; has relieved the afflicted; and has diligently followed every good work.
Honour widows that are widows indeed. But if any widow have children or nephews, let them learn first to shew piety at home, and to requite their parents: for that is good and acceptable before God. Now she that is a widow indeed, and desolate, trusteth in God, and continueth in supplications and prayers night and day. But she that liveth in pleasure is dead while she liveth. And these things give in charge, that they may be blameless. But if any provide not for his own, and specially for those of his own house, he hath denied the faith, and is worse than an infidel. Let not a widow be taken into the number under threescore years old, having been the wife of one man. Well reported of for good works; if she have brought up children, if she have lodged strangers, if she have washed the saints' feet, if she have relieved the afflicted, if she have diligently followed every good work. 1 Timothy 5:3-10
- Refuse young widows.
(They will wax wanton against Christ and marry. They are all damned because they've cast off their first faith. They are idle tattlers and busybodies. Many have turned aside after Satan. They
should all just get married and have children.)
The younger widows refuse: for when they have begun to wax wanton against Christ, they will marry; Having damnation, because they have cast off their first faith. And withal they learn to be idle, wandering about from house to house; and not only idle, but tattlers also and busybodies, speaking things which they ought not. I will therefore that the younger women marry, bear children, guide the house, give none occasion to the adversary to speak reproachfully. For some are already turned aside after Satan. 1 Timothy 5:11-15
- If you have any widows, take care of them yourself. The church will only deal with widows indeed.
If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed. 1 Timothy 5:16
- Old women should be holy, not false accusers, not drink too much wine, and teach good things.
The aged women likewise, that they be in behaviour as becometh holiness, not false accusers, not given to much wine, teachers of good things; That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children, To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed. Titus 2:3-5
03 July 2015
02 July 2015
- Your circumcised slaves shall eat the Passover meal.
And the LORD said unto Moses and Aaron, This is the ordinance of the passover ... Every man's servant that is bought for money, when thou hast circumcised him, then shall he eat thereof. Exodus 12:43-44
- If you buy a Hebrew slave, set him free after six years of slavery.
If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. Exodus 21:2Maimonides #504: Purchase a Hebrew slave in accordance with the prescribed laws — Ex. 21:2
And if thy brother, an Hebrew man, or an Hebrew woman, be sold unto thee, and serve thee six years; then in the seventh year thou shalt let him go free from thee. And when thou sendest him out free from thee, thou shalt not let him go away empty: Thou shalt furnish him liberally out of thy flock, and out of thy floor, and out of thy winepress: of that wherewith the Lord thy God hath blessed thee thou shalt give unto him. Deuteronomy 15:12-14
- If your Hebrew slave was married when you bought him, set the slave and his wife free after six years of slavery.
If he came in by himself, he shall go out by himself: if he were married, then his wife shall go out with him. Exodus 21:3
- If you gave your Hebrew slave a wife and they had children, keep your slave's wife and children and let him go free.
If his master have given him a wife, and she have born him sons or daughters; the wife and her children shall be her master's, and he shall go out by himself. Exodus 21:4
- If your Hebrew slave refuses to leave his wife and children, bore a hole in his ear and he shall be your slave forever.
And if the servant shall plainly say, I love my master, my wife, and my children; I will not go out free: Then his master shall bring him unto the judges; he shall also bring him to the door, or unto the door post; and his master shall bore his ear through with an aul; and he shall serve him for ever. Exodus 21:5-6
If he say unto thee, I will not go away from thee; because he loveth thee and thine house, because he is well with thee; Then thou shalt take an aul, and thrust it through his ear unto the door, and he shall be thy servant for ever. And also unto thy maidservant thou shalt do likewise. Deuteronomy 15:16-17
- If you sell your daughter, she shall not be freed after six years (as are male Hebrew slaves).
And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do. Exodus 21:7
- If your daughter fails to please her master, she shall be sold again to a Hebrew man.
If she please not her master, who hath betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he hath dealt deceitfully with her. Exodus 21:8Maimonides #511: Redeem Jewish maidservants — Ex. 21:8
Maimonides #512: Betroth the Jewish maidservant — Ex. 21:8
Maimonides #513: The master must not sell his maidservant — Ex. 21:8
- If the man who bought your daughter gives her to his son, the man who bought her shall treat her as his own daughter.
And if he have betrothed her unto his son, he shall deal with her after the manner of daughters. Exodus 21:9
- A slave owner who beats his slave to death shall be punished.
If a man smite his servant, or his maid, with a rod, and he die under his hand; he shall be surely punished. Exodus 21:20Maimonides #547: The courts must carry out the death penalty of the sword — Ex. 21:20
- A slave owner shall not be punished for beating his slave if the slave lives for a day or two, for the slave is the slave owner's money.
Notwithstanding, if he continue a day or two, he shall not be punished: for he is his money. Exodus 21:21
- If a man hits his slave and causes the slave to lose sight in one eye, he shall set the slave free.
If a man smite the eye of his servant, or the eye of his maid, that it perish; he shall let him go free for his eye's sake. Exodus 21:26
- If a man hits his slave and causes the slave to lose a tooth, he shall set the slave free.
If he smite out his manservant's tooth, or his maidservant's tooth; he shall let him go free for his tooth's sake. Exodus 21:27
- If a thief is caught and is too poor to make full restitution, he shall be sold to pay for his theft.
He should make full restitution; if he have nothing, then he shall be sold for his theft. Exodus 22:3
- If an ox kills a slave, the owner of the ox shall give the owner of the dead slave thirty shekels of silver.
(And the ox shall be stoned)
If the ox shall push a manservant or a maidservant; he shall give unto their master thirty shekels of silver, and the ox shall be stoned. Exodus 21:32
- If a priest buys a slave, the slave and his family may eat the priest's meat.
If the priest buy any soul with his money, he shall eat of it, and he that is born in his house: they shall eat of his meat. Leviticus 22:11
- If someone in your country becomes poor and is sold to you as a slave, treat that person as a servant, not as a slave, and set him free on the next jubilee year.
If thy brother that dwelleth by thee be waxen poor, and be sold unto thee ; thou shalt not compel him to serve as a bondservant: But as an hired servant, and as a sojourner, he shall be with thee, and shall serve thee unto the year of jubile. And then shall he depart from thee, both he and his children with him, and shall return unto his own family, and unto the possession of his fathers shall he return. ... Thou shalt not rule over him with rigour. Leviticus 25:39-43Maimonides #508: Not to have him do menial slave labor — Lev. 25:39
Maimonides #505: Not to sell him as a slave is sold — Lev. 25:42
Maimonides #506: Not to work him oppressively — Lev. 25:43
- When you buy slaves, buy a heathen from a nearby country.
Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which thou shalt have, shall be of the heathen that are round about you; of them shall ye buy bondmen and bondmaids. Leviticus 25:44
- You may also buy slaves that are strangers, or their children that are born in your land.
Of the children of the strangers that do sojourn among you, of them shall ye buy, and of their families that are with you, which they begat in your land: and they shall be your possession. Leviticus 25:45
- Your slaves are your property and your children will inherit them after you die. They will be your family's slaves forever.
And ye shall take them as an inheritance for your children after you, to inherit them for a possession; they shall be your bondmen for ever. Leviticus 25:46Maimonides #514: Canaanite slaves must work forever unless injured in one of their limbs — Lev. 25:46
- If a foreigner buys someone who lives in this country, the slave may be bought back by the slave's family, with the usual jubilee year pricing.
And if a sojourner or stranger wax rich by thee, and thy brother that dwelleth by him wax poor, and sell himself unto the stranger or sojourner by thee, or to the stock of the stranger's family: After that he is sold he may be redeemed again; one of his brethren may redeem him: Either his uncle, or his uncle's son, may redeem him, or any that is nigh of kin unto him of his family may redeem him; or if he be able, he may redeem himself. And he shall reckon with him that bought him from the year that he was sold to him unto the year of jubile: and the price of his sale shall be according unto the number of years, according to the time of an hired servant shall it be with him. If there be yet many years behind, according unto them he shall give again the price of his redemption out of the money that he was bought for. And if there remain but few years unto the year of jubile, then he shall count with him, and according unto his years shall he give him again the price of his redemption. And as a yearly hired servant shall he be with him: and the other shall not rule with rigour over him in thy sight. And if he be not redeemed in these years, then he shall go out in the year of jubile, both he, and his children with him. Leviticus 25:47-54
- If a city decides not to fight against you, enslave its inhabitants.
When thou comest nigh unto a city to fight against it, then proclaim peace unto it. And it shall be, if it make thee answer of peace, and open unto thee, then it shall be, that all the people that is found therein shall be tributaries unto thee, and they shall serve thee. Deuteronomy 20:10-11
- If a city resists your attack, enslave the women and younger children.
(After killing all of the males.)
This commandment applies not just to the cities that God gives to you, but to the far-away cities as well.
And if it will make no peace with thee, but will make war against thee, then thou shalt besiege it: And when the LORD thy God hath delivered it into thine hands, thou shalt smite every male thereof with the edge of the sword: But the women, and the little ones, and the cattle, and all that is in the city, even all the spoil thereof, shalt thou take unto thyself; and thou shalt eat the spoil of thine enemies, which the LORD thy God hath given thee. Thus shalt thou do unto all the cities which are very far off from thee, which are not of the cities of these nations. Deuteronomy 20:12-15
- Don't return runaway slaves to their masters. Let them live with you in peace and freedom.
Thou shalt not deliver unto his master the servant which is escaped from his master unto thee: He shall dwell with thee, even among you, in that place which he shall choose in one of thy gates, where it liketh him best: thou shalt not oppress him. Deuteronomy 23:15-16Maimonides #515: Not to extradite a slave who fled to (Biblical) Israel — Deut. 23:16
Maimonides #515: Not to wrong a slave who has come to Israel for refuge — Deut. 23:16
- Don't accuse a slave to his master.
Accuse not a servant unto his master, lest he curse thee, and thou be found guilty. Proverbs 30:10
- Free your Hebrew slaves.
This is the word that came unto Jeremiah from the LORD ... that every man should let his manservant, and every man his maidservant, being an Hebrew or an Hebrewess, go free. Jeremiah 34:9
- If you are a slave, don't worry about it.
Art thou called being a servant [slave]? care not for it. 1 Corinthians 7:21
- If you are set free, that's OK too.
But if thou mayest be made free, use it rather. 1 Corinthians 7:21
- Don't be a slave to humans.
Be not ye the servants of men. 1 Corinthians 7:23
- Slaves, obey your masters.
(Even those that are evil and cruel.)
Servants [slaves], obey in all things your masters according to the flesh; not with eyeservice, as menpleasers; but in singleness of heart, fearing God Colossians 3:22
Servants, be subject to your masters with all fear; not only to the good and gentle, but also to the froward. 1 Peter 2:18
- Masters, give your slaves what is just and equal.
Masters, give unto your servants [slaves] that which is just and equal; knowing that ye also have a Master in heaven. Colossians 4:1
Exhort servants [slaves] to be obedient unto their own masters, and to please them well in all things; not answering again; Not purloining, but shewing all good fidelity; that they may adorn the doctrine of God our Saviour in all things. Titus 2:9-10
- Slaves, honor your masters.
(So that God isn't blasphemed.)
Let as many servants [slaves] as are under the yoke count their own masters worthy of all honour, that the name of God and his doctrine be not blasphemed. 1 Timothy 6:1
- If your master is a believer, serve him.
(Since he is a faithful and beloved partaker of the benefit.)
They that have believing masters, let them not despise them, because they are brethren; but rather do them service, because they are faithful and beloved, partakers of the benefit. 1 Timothy 6:2
01 July 2015
Gay people will go door-to-door demanding to have sex with Christians.
Here is how Pastor Tim Brooks explains it:
Here is the only thing that will satisfy this agenda. And it's very clear: participation. We want you to come out of your house and participate with us.
Now as I read this story [Genesis 19], Lot was not forcing his lifestyle on them. ... He never even brought that up. They are trying to force their lifestyle on him. ... "Come out and have sex with us." ...
They're going to force participation. And Rick, that's what we're seeing around the country.
If you flip the page over to Judges chapter 19, it's shocking. It's almost word for word the same story.
They're traveling, they stop for the night in the town square, ... the old man says, "You can't stay in the town square."
Go back to Genesis 19:2, "You can't stay in the town square."
Wow! It's unsafe in a city where the homosexual agenda has control.
That's right, folks!
It'll be just like those Bible stories: the story of Lot in Genesis 19 and the story of the Levite and his concubine in Judges 19. Every man in every city in the United States will soon be knocking on the door of every good Christian.
Luckily, these Bible stories show Christian men how to respond. (I wonder why Pastor Brooks didn't mention these righteous responses.)
When the homosexuals come knocking, asking to "know" you, do what the just and righteous Lot did: offer them your virgin daughters instead. Then later, after God smashes and burns everyone in the city, get drunk and impregnate them.
Or do as the Levite did: offer them your concubine. The next morning if your concubine expires on your doorstep, chop up her body and send the pieces to Christians throughout the U.S. This will alert other believers and begin a holy war like it did in Judges 20.
So the next time you hear a knock at the door, it won't be Jehovah's Witnesses or Mormon missionaries. It'll be every male in town requesting your participation.
Just make sure you have a virgin daughter or concubine nearby.
30 June 2015
The Supreme Court of the United States has descended from the disciplined legal reasoning of John Marshall and Joseph Story to the mystical aphorisms of the fortune cookie.
Fortune Cookie Commandments(In biblical order)
- Don't be wicked in the sight of the Lord.
And Er, Judah's firstborn, was wicked in the sight of the LORD; and the LORD slew him. Genesis 38:7
- Be holy.
Ye shall be holy men unto me. Exodus 22:31
I am the Lord your God: ye shall therefore sanctify yourselves, and ye shall be holy; for I am holy. ... Ye shall therefore be holy, for I am holy. Leviticus 11:44-45
Ye shall be holy: for I the LORD your God am holy. Leviticus 19:2
Sanctify yourselves therefore, and be ye holy. Leviticus 20:7
Ye shall be holy unto me. Leviticus 20:26
Sanctify now yourselves.... 2 Chronicles 29:5
God hath not called us unto uncleanness, but unto holiness. 1 Thessalonians 4:7
Follow ... holiness, without which no man shall see the Lord. Hebrews 12:14
Be ye holy; for I am holy. 1 Peter 1:16
- Don't be stiffnecked.
Be no more stiffnecked. Deuteronomy 10:16
Now be ye not stiffnecked, as your fathers were. 2 Chronicles 30:8
- Don't observe times.
There shall not be found among you ... an observer of times. Deuteronomy 18:10
Manasseh ... did that which was evil in the sight of the LORD. ... For he ... observed times. 2 Chronicles 22:1-6
- Don't be a charmer.
There shall not be found among you ... a charmer. Deuteronomy 18:10-11
- Be perfect.
Thou shalt be perfect with the LORD thy God. Deuteronomy 18:13
Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect. Matthew 4:48
Be perfect. 2 Corinthians 13:11
- Don't remove your neighbor's landmark.
Thou shalt not remove thy neighbour's landmark, which they of old time have set in thine inheritance, which thou shalt inherit in the land that the LORD thy God giveth thee to possess it. Deuteronomy 19:14
Cursed be he that removeth his neighbour's landmark. And all the people shall say, Amen. Deuteronomy 27:17
Remove not the ancient landmark, which thy fathers have set. Proverbs 22:28
Remove not the old landmark. Proverbs 23:10
Thou shalt rejoice in every good thing which the LORD thy God hath given unto thee. Deuteronomy 26:11
Rejoice with trembling. Psalm 2:11
Rejoice, ye righteous: and shout for joy, all ye that are upright in heart. Psalm 32:11
Rejoice in the LORD, O ye righteous. Psalm 33:1
Rejoice before him. Psalm 68:4
Rejoice in the LORD, ye righteous. Psalm 97:12
Rejoice. Psalm 98:4
Be glad and rejoice. Joel 2:21
Be glad then, ye children of Zion, and rejoice in the LORD your God. Joel 2:23
Be glad and rejoice with all the heart, O daughter of Jerusalem. Zephaniah 3:14
Rejoice, O daughter of Zion. Zechariah 2:10
Rejoice greatly, O daughter of Zion. Zechariah 9:9
Rejoicing in hope. Romans 12:12
Rejoice in the Lord alway: and again I say, Rejoice. Philippians 4:4
Rejoice evermore. 1 Thessalonians 5:16
- Take twelve stones from the Jordan River as a memorial forever.
Take you hence out of the midst of Jordan, out of the place where the priests' feet stood firm, twelve stones, and ye shall carry them over with you, and leave them in the lodging place, where ye shall lodge this night.
Then Joshua called the twelve men, whom he had prepared of the children of Israel, out of every tribe a man:
And Joshua said unto them, Pass over before the ark of the Lord your God into the midst of Jordan, and take you up every man of you a stone upon his shoulder, according unto the number of the tribes of the children of Israel:
That this may be a sign among you, that when your children ask their fathers in time to come, saying, What mean ye by these stones?
Then ye shall answer them, That the waters of Jordan were cut off before the ark of the covenant of the Lord; when it passed over Jordan, the waters of Jordan were cut off: and these stones shall be for a memorial unto the children of Israel for ever.
And the children of Israel did so as Joshua commanded, and took up twelve stones out of the midst of Jordan, as the Lord spake unto Joshua, according to the number of the tribes of the children of Israel, and carried them over with them unto the place where they lodged, and laid them down there.
And Joshua set up twelve stones in the midst of Jordan, in the place where the feet of the priests which bare the ark of the covenant stood: and they are there unto this day. Joshua 4:3-9
- Show your children the twelve stones.
(To remind them about how they should fear God forever.)
And those twelve stones, which they took out of Jordan, did Joshua pitch in Gilgal.
And he spake unto the children of Israel, saying, When your children shall ask their fathers in time to come, saying, What mean these stones?
Then ye shall let your children know, saying, Israel came over this Jordan on dry land.
For the Lord your God dried up the waters of Jordan from before you, until ye were passed over, as the Lord your God did to the Red sea, which he dried up from before us, until we were gone over:
That all the people of the earth might know the hand of the Lord, that it is mighty: that ye might fear the Lord your God for ever. Joshua 4:20-24
- Don't touch the ark.
The anger of the LORD was kindled against Uzza, and he smote him, because he put his hand to the ark: and there he died before God. 1 Chronicles 13:10
- Don't touch the Lord's anointed.
Touch not mine anointed. 1 Chronicles 16:22, Psalm 105:15
- Remove the filthiness from the holy place.
Carry forth the filthiness out of the holy place. 2 Chronicles 29:5b
- Kiss the Son.
Kiss the Son, lest he be angry, and ye perish from the way, when his wrath is kindled but a little. Psalm 2:12
- Stand in awe.
Stand in awe. Psalm 4:4
Let all the inhabitants of the world stand in awe of him. Psalm 33:8
- Commune with your own heart upon your bed.
Commune with your own heart upon your bed. Psalm 4:4
- Offer the sacrifices of righteousness.
Offer the sacrifices of righteousness. Psalm 4:5
- Walk around Zion.
Walk about Zion. Psalm 48:12
- Listen to Psalm 49.
Hear this, all ye people; give ear, all ye inhabitants of the world Psalm 49:1
- Don't harden your heart.
Harden not your heart. Psalm 95:8
- Make a loud noise.
Make a loud noise. Psalm 98:4
- Don't be afraid of sudden fear.
(You have nothing to fear but fear itself.)
Be not afraid of sudden fear. Proverbs 3:25
- Don't be afraid of the desolation of the wicked.
Be not afraid ... of the desolation of the wicked. Proverbs 3:25
- Keep an eye on your heart.
Keep thy heart with all diligence. Proverbs 4:23
- Let your fountains run into the streets.
Let thy fountains be dispersed abroad, and rivers of waters in the streets. Proverbs 5:16
- Look straight ahead.
Let thine eyes look right on, and let thine eyelids look straight before thee. Proverbs 4:25
- Watch your step.
Ponder the path of thy feet, and let all thy ways be established. Proverbs 4:26
- Make no right or left turns.
Turn not to the right hand nor to the left. Proverbs 4:27
- If you step in something evil, remove your foot.
Remove thy foot from evil. Proverbs 4:27
- Drink from your own well.
Drink waters out of thine own cistern, and running waters out of thine own well. Proverbs 5:15
- Don't share your fountains with strangers.
Let them be only thine own, and not strangers' with thee. Proverbs 5:17
- Let your fountain be blessed.
Let thy fountain be blessed. Proverbs 5:18
- Learn from the ant, you sluggard.
Go to the ant, thou sluggard; consider her ways, and be wise: Which having no guide, overseer, or ruler, Provideth her meat in the summer, and gathereth her food in the harvest. Proverbs 6:6-8
- Don't reprove a scorner.
Reprove not a scorner, lest he hate thee. Proverbs 9:8
- Teach a just man.
Teach a just man, and he will increase in learning. Proverbs 9:9
- Smite a scorner.
Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware. Proverbs 19:25
- When you eat dinner with an important person, think about what to say and don't overeat.
When thou sittest to eat with a ruler, consider diligently what is before thee: And put a knife to thy throat, if thou be a man given to appetite. Be not desirous of his dainties: for they are deceitful meat.Proverbs 23:1-3
- Don't eat bread with anyone who has an evil eye.
Eat thou not the bread of him that hath an evil eye, neither desire thou his dainty meats. Proverbs 23:6
- Don't look at the wine while it is red.
(Or you'll see strange women and say perverse things.)
Look not thou upon the wine when it is red, when it giveth his colour in the cup, when it moveth itself aright. At the last it biteth like a serpent, and stingeth like an adder. Thine eyes shall behold strange women, and thine heart shall utter perverse things. Proverbs 23:31-33
- Kiss on the lips whoever has the right answer.
Every man shall kiss his lips that giveth a right answer. Proverbs 24:26
- Complete your outdoor work before building your house.
Prepare thy work without, and make it fit for thyself in the field; and afterwards build thine house. Proverbs 24:27
- Stay out of your neighbor's house.
Withdraw thy foot from thy neighbour's house; lest he be weary of thee, and so hate thee. Proverbs 25:17
- Whip horses, bridle donkeys, and beat fools with a rod.
A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
- When disaster strikes, don't ask your brother for help. Ask your neighbor instead.
Neither go into thy brother's house in the day of thy calamity: for better is a neighbour that is near than a brother far off. Proverbs 27:10
- Don't be overly wicked.
Be not over much wicked. Ecclesiastes 7:17
- Don't be overly righteous.
Be not righteous over much. Ecclesiastes 7:16
- Don't stand in an evil thing.
Stand not in an evil thing. Ecclesiastes 8:3
- Always have some ointment on your head.
Let thy head lack no ointment. Ecclesiastes 9:8
- Cast your bread upon the waters.
Cast thy bread upon the waters: for thou shalt find it after many days. Ecclesiastes 11:1
- Give some to seven or eight.
Give a portion to seven, and also to eight; for thou knowest not what evil shall be upon the earth. Ecclesiastes 11:2
- Wash yourself.
Wash you, make you clean. Isaiah 1:16
Cleanse your hands, ye sinners. James 4:8
- Seek judgment.
Seek judgment. Isaiah 1:17
- Bind up the testimony.
Bind up the testimony. Isaiah 8:16
- Seal the law among Isaiah's disciples.
Seal the law among my disciples. Isaiah 8:16
Howl ye; for the day of the LORD is at hand; it shall come as a destruction from the Almighty. Isaiah 13:6
Howl, O gate; cry, O city; thou, whole Palestina, art dissolved: for there shall come from the north a smoke, and none shall be alone in his appointed times. Isaiah 14:31
Howl, ye ships of Tarshish; for it is laid waste. Isaiah 23:1
Howl, ye inhabitants of the isle. Isaiah 23:6
Howl, ye shepherds, and cry; and wallow yourselves in the ashes, ye principal of the flock: for the days of your slaughter and of your dispersions are accomplished; and ye shall fall like a pleasant vessel. Jeremaiah 25:34
Howl and cry; tell ye it in Arnon, that Moab is spoiled. Jeremaiah 48:20
Howl, O Heshbon, for Ai is spoiled: cry, ye daughters of Rabbah, gird you with sackcloth; lament, and run to and fro by the hedges. Jeremaiah 49:3
Babylon is suddenly fallen and destroyed: howl for her. Jeremaiah 51:8
Thus saith the Lord GOD; Howl ye, Woe worth the day! Ezekiel 30:2
Howl, all ye drinkers of wine, because of the new wine; for it is cut off from your mouth. Joel 1:5
Be ye ashamed, O ye husbandmen; howl, O ye vinedressers. Joel 1:11
Howl, ye ministers of the altar: come, lie all night in sackcloth. Joel 1:13
Howl, ye inhabitants of Maktesh, for all the merchant people are cut down; all they that bear silver are cut off. Zephaniah 1:11
Go to now, ye rich men, weep and howl for your miseries that shall come upon you. James 5:1
- Don't trust anyone. Not even your family, friends, or neighbors.
Take ye heed every one of his neighbour, and trust ye not in any brother: for every brother will utterly supplant, and every neighbour will walk with slanders. And they will deceive every one his neighbour, and will not speak the truth: they have taught their tongue to speak lies, and weary themselves to commit iniquity. Thine habitation is in the midst of deceit; through deceit they refuse to know me, saith the Lord. Jeremiah 9:4-6
Trust ye not in a friend, put ye not confidence in a guide. Micah 7:5
- Don't be afraid of heathens.
Be not afraid of them [heathens]; for they cannot do evil, neither also is it in them to do good. Jeremiah 10:5
- Don't worry about the signs of heaven.
Be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them. Jeremiah 10:2
- Don't cry.
Thus saith the LORD; Refrain thy voice from weeping, and thine eyes from tears: for thy work shall be rewarded, saith the LORD; and they shall come again from the land of the enemy. Jeremiah 31:16
- Keep yourself and your daughters busy.
Behold, this was the iniquity of thy sister Sodom ... abundance of idleness was in her and in her daughters. Ezekiel 14:49
- Don't commit abominations in front of God.
Behold, this was the iniquity of thy sister Sodom ... they .... committed abomination before me. Ezekiel 14:49-50
- Deal truly.
If a man be just, and do that which is lawful and right ... to deal truly. Ezekiel 18:5-8
- Cast away the abominations of your eyes.
Cast ye away every man the abominations of his eyes. Ezekiel 20:7
- Mourn like a virgin in sackcloth for the husband of her youth.
- Sanctify a fast.
- Call a solemn assembly.
Call a solemn assembly, gather the elders and all the inhabitants of the land into the house of the LORD your God. Joel 1:14
Call a solemn assembly. Gather the people ... assemble the elders, gather the children, and those that suck the breasts: let the bridegroom go forth of his chamber, and the bride out of her closet. Joel 2:15-16
Assemble yourselves, and come, all ye heathen, and gather yourselves together round about: thither cause thy mighty ones to come down, O LORD. Let the heathen be wakened. Joel 3:11-12
Gather yourselves together, yea, gather together, O nation not desired. Zephanaiah 2:3
- Blow a trumpet in Zion.
Blow ye the trumpet in Zion. Joel 2:1
Blow the trumpet in Zion. Joel 2:15-16
- Sound an alarm on God's holy mountain.
Sound an alarm in my holy mountain. Joel 2:1
Blow the trumpet in Zion, sanctify a fast, call a solemn assembly. Gather the people, sanctify the congregation, assemble the elders, gather the children, and those that suck the breasts: let the bridegroom go forth of his chamber, and the bride out of her closet. Joel 2:15-16
Assemble yourselves, and come, all ye heathen, and gather yourselves together round about: thither cause thy mighty ones to come down, O LORD. Let the heathen be wakened. Joel 3:11-12
Gather yourselves together, yea, gather together, O nation not desired. Zephanaiah 2:3
- Sanctify the congregation.
Sanctify the congregation. Joel 2:16
- Offer your body as a sacrifice to God.
Present your bodies a living sacrifice, holy, acceptable unto God. Romans 12:1
- Be transformed by renewing your mind.
Be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind. Romans 12:2
- Be fervent in spirit.
Be ... fervent in spirit. Romans 12:10-11
- Be patient in tribulation.
Be ... patient in tribulation. Romans 12:10-12
- Agree with everyone about everything.
Be of the same mind one toward another. Romans 12:16
All speak the same thing, and that there be no divisions among you; but that ye be perfectly joined together in the same mind and in the same judgment. 1 Corinthians 1:10
Be of one mind. 2 Corinthians 13:11
Stand fast in one spirit, with one mind striving together for the faith of the gospel. Phillipians 1:27
Be likeminded, having the same love, being of one accord, of one mind. Phillipians 2:2
Do all things without ... disputings. Phillipians 2:14
Be ye all of one mind. 1 Peter 3:8
- Hang out with the little people.
Mind not high things, but condescend to men of low estate. Romans 12:16
- Please your neighbor.
Let every one of us please his neighbour for his good to edification. Romans 15:2
- Don't glory in men.
Let no man glory in men. 1 Corinthians 3:21
- Purge out the old leaven and become a new lump.
Purge out therefore the old leaven, that ye may be a new lump, as ye are unleavened. 1 Corinthians 5:7
- Don't murmur.
Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer. 1 Corinthians 10:10
Do all things without murmurings. Philippians 2:14
- Don't offend Jews, Gentiles, or the church.
Give none offence, neither to the Jews, nor to the Gentiles, nor to the church of God: 1 Corinthians 10:28
- Be children in malice.
Howbeit in malice be ye children. 1 Corinthians 14:20
- If you are ignorant, stay ignorant.
If any man be ignorant, let him be ignorant. 1 Corinthians 14:38
- Do everything decently and in order.
Let all things be done decently and in order. 1 Corinthians 14:40
- Greet each other with a holy kiss.
Greet ye one another with an holy kiss. 1 Corinthians 16:20
Greet one another with an holy kiss. 2 Corinthians 13:12
Greet all the brethren with an holy kiss. 1 Thessalonians 5:26
Greet ye one another with a kiss of charity. 1 Peter 5:14
- Cleanse yourself of all filthiness of flesh and spirit.
Let us cleanse ourselves from all filthiness of the flesh and spirit, perfecting holiness in the fear of God. 2 Corinthians 7:1
- Be of good comfort.
Be of good comfort. 2 Corinthians 13:11
Comfort your hearts. 2 Thessalonians 2:17
- Be led by the Spirit.
(If you're led by the spirit, you don't have to follow the law.)
If ye be led of the Spirit, ye are not under the law. Galatians 5:18
- Don't use your liberty to satisfy the flesh.
Use not liberty for an occasion to the flesh. Galatians 5:13
- If you bite and devour one another, make sure you don't get eaten yourself.
If ye bite and devour one another, take heed that ye be not consumed one of another. Galatians 5:15
- Walk in the spirit.
(If you do, you'll never fulfill the lusts of the flesh.)
Walk in the Spirit, and ye shall not fulfil the lust of the flesh. Galatians 5:25
If we live in the Spirit, let us also walk in the Spirit. Galatians 5:16
- Prove your own work.
Let every man prove his own work, and then shall he have rejoicing in himself alone, and not in another. Galatians 6:4
- Share good things with your teacher.
Let him that is taught in the word communicate unto him that teacheth in all good things. Galatians 6:6
- Don't joke.
Let it not be once named among you ... jesting. Ephesians 5:3-4
- Give thanks.
Neither ... but rather giving of thanks. Ephesians 5:4
Be ye thankful. Colossians 3:15
In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. 1 Thessalonians 5:18
I exhort therefore, that ... and giving of thanks. 1 Timothy 2:1
- Don't hang out with the children of disobedience.
(e.g., whoremongers, unclean, covetous idolaters)
For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God. Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. Be not ye therefore partakers with them. Ephesians 5:7
- Walk as children of light.
Walk as children of light. Ephesians 5:8
- Prove what is acceptable to the Lord.
Proving what is acceptable unto the Lord. Ephesians 5:10
- Don't have fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness.
Have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness. Ephesians 5:11
- Reprove the unfruitful works of darkness.
Have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them. Ephesians 5:11
- Don't talk about the secret things done by the unfruitful works of darkness.
Have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them. For it is a shame even to speak of those things which are done of them in secret. Ephesians 5:11-12
- Wake up.
Awake thou that sleepest ... and Christ shall give thee light. Ephesians 5:14
- Arise from the dead.
Arise from the dead, and Christ shall give thee light. Ephesians 5:14
- Walk circumspectly.
Walk circumspectly, not as fools, but as wise Ephesians 5:15
- Redeem the time.
(Because the days are evil.)
Redeeming the time, because the days are evil. Ephesians 5:16
Redeeming the time. Colossians 4:5
- Talk to yourself using psalms, hymns, and spiritual songs.
Speaking to yourselves in psalms and hymns and spiritual songs. Ephesians 5:19
- Submit yourselves to one another.
Submitting yourselves one to another in the fear of God. Ephesians 5:21
- Beware of dogs.
Beware of dogs. Philiippians 3:2
- Stand fast in the Lord.
Stand fast in the Lord. Philiippians 4:4
- Let everyone know how moderate you are.
Let your moderation be known unto all men. Philiippians 4:5
- Don't worry.
Be careful for nothing. Philiippians 4:6
- Seek things that are above, not on things on the earth.
If ye then be risen with Christ, seek those things which are above, where Christ sitteth on the right hand of God. Set your affection on things above, not on things on the earth. Colossians 3:1-2
- Mortify your members.
Mortify therefore your members which are upon the earth. Colossians 3:5
- Don't be inordinately affectionate.
...inordinate affection ... For which things' sake the wrath of God cometh on the children of disobedience Colossians 3:5-6
- Don't be unclean.
...uncleanness ...For which things' sake the wrath of God cometh on the children of disobedience. Colossians 3:5-6
God hath not called us unto uncleanness. 1 Thessalonians 4:7
- Walk in wisdom toward nonbelievers.
Walk in wisdom toward them that are without. Colossians 4:5
- Comfort one another with the words in 1 Thessalonians 4:15-17.
Comfort one another with these words [in the previous three verses]. 1 Thessalonians 4:18
For this we say unto you by the word of the Lord, that we which are alive and remain unto the coming of the Lord shall not prevent them which are asleep. For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first: Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord. 1 Thessalonians 4:15-17
Comfort yourselves together. 1 Thessalonians 5:11
- Don't sleep.
Let us not sleep, as do others. 1 Thessalonians 5:6
- Warn the unruly.
Warn them that are unruly. 1 Thessalonians 5:14
- Don't quench the Spirit.
Quench not the Spirit. 1 Thessalonians 5:19
- Don't lay your hands suddenly on anyone.
Lay hands suddenly on no man. 1 Timothy 5:22
- Keep yourself pure.
Keep thyself pure. 1 Timothy 5:22
- Try to be godly.
Follow after ... godliness. 1 Timothy 6:11
- Hold on to eternal life.
Lay hold on eternal life, whereunto thou art also called, and hast professed a good profession before many witnesses. 1 Timothy 6:12
- Partake in the afflictions of the gospel according to the power of God.
Be thou partaker of the afflictions of the gospel according to the power of God. 2 Timothy 1:8
Endure afflictions. 2 Timothy 4:5
- Don't be ashamed of the author of Second Timothy.
Be not thou therefore ashamed of the testimony of our Lord, nor of me his prisoner. 2 Timothy 1:8
- Hold fast to the words of the author of Second Timothy.
Hold fast the form of sound words, which thou hast heard of me, in faith and love which is in Christ Jesus. 2 Timothy 1:13
The things that thou hast heard of me among many witnesses, the same commit thou to faithful men, who shall be able to teach others also. 2 Timothy 2:2
Consider what I say; and the Lord give thee understanding in all things. 2 Timothy 2:7
Of these things put them in remembrance. 2 Timothy 2:14
- Endure hardness.
Endure hardness, as a good soldier of Jesus Christ. 2 Timothy 2:3
- Study to show that you are approved by God.
(Rightly dividing the word of truth, so you won't have to be ashamed.)
Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth. 2 Timothy 2:15
- Meekly instruct those that oppose themselves.
(So they can free themselves from the the snare of the devil.)
In meekness instructing those that oppose themselves; if God peradventure will give them repentance to the acknowledging of the truth; if God peradventure will give them repentance to the acknowledging of the truth; And that they may recover themselves out of the snare of the devil, who are taken captive by him at his will. 2 Timothy 2:25-26
- Watch everything.
Watch thou in all things 2 Timothy 4:5
- Be an evangelist.
Do the work of an evangelist. 2 Timothy 4:5
- Prove your ministry.
Make full proof of thy ministry. 2 Timothy 4:5
- Rebuke the Cretans.
(Because the people who live on the island of Crete are all liars, evil beasts, and slow bellies.)
The Cretians are alway liars, evil beasts, slow bellies. This witness is true. Wherefore rebuke them sharply, that they may be sound in the faith. Titus 1:12
- Tell young men to be sober-minded.
Young men likewise exhort to be sober minded. Titus 2:6
- Don't let anyone despise you.
Let no man despise thee. Titus 2:15
- Don't lose your confidence.
Cast not away therefore your confidence, which hath great recompence of reward. Hebrews 10:35
- Lift up your hands and knees.
lift up the hands which hang down, and the feeble knees. Hebrews 12:12
- Don't forget to entertain strangers.
(Some have unknowingly entertained strangers.)
Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares. Hebrews 13:2
- Make straight paths for your feet.
Make straight paths for your feet, lest that which is lame be turned out of the way; but let it rather be healed. Hebrews 12:12-13
- Don't make a mistake.
Do not err, my beloved brethren. James 1:16
- Don't be filthy and naughty.
Lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness. James 1:21
- Receive with meekness the planted word.
Receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21
- Purify your heart.
Purify your hearts, ye double minded. James 4:8
- Be afflicted.
Be afflicted. James 4:9
- Grudge not.
Grudge not one against another, brethren, lest ye be condemned James 5:9
- If you are merry, sing psalms.
Is any merry? let him sing psalms. James 5:13
- Don't fashion yourself according to your ignorant former lusts.
As obedient children, not fashioning yourselves according to the former lusts in your ignorance. 1 Peter 1:14
- Gird up the loins of your mind.
Gird up the loins of your mind. 1 Peter 1:13
- Desire the sincere milk of the word.
As newborn babes, desire the sincere milk of the word, that ye may grow thereby. 1 Peter 2:2
- Be pitiful.
Be pitiful. 1 Peter 3:8
- Everyone should be subject to everyone else.
Yea, all of you be subject one to another 1 Peter 5:5
- Test spirits to see if they are from God.
Try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world. 1 John 4:1
- Save others by pulling them out of the fire, while hating their garments that are spotted by the flesh.
Others save with fear, pulling them out of the fire; hating even the garment spotted by the flesh. Jude 23
- Hear what the Spirit says to the churches.
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- Don't commit adultery.
Thou shalt not commit adultery. Exodus 20:14, Deuteronomy 5:18, Romans 13:9
Jesus said, ... Thou shalt not commit adultery. Matthew 19:18
Do not commit adultery. Mark 10:19
- If a man takes another wife, he must continue to feed, clothe, and have sex with his first wife.
If he take him another wife; her food, her raiment, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish. Exodus 21:10Maimonides #124: Not to withhold food, clothing, and sexual relations from your wife — Ex. 21:10
- If, after taking a second wife, a man fails to feed, clothe, and have sex with his first wife, he must set her free.
And if he do not these three unto her, then shall she go out free without money. Exodus 21:11
- If you seduce and have sex with an unmarried woman, you must marry her.
If a man entice a maid that is not betrothed, and lie with her, he shall surely endow her to be his wife. Exodus 22:16Maimonides #131: The court must fine one who sexually seduces a maiden — Ex. 22:15-16
- If her father refuses to give her to you, you must pay him the customary price for virgins.
If her father utterly refuse to give her unto him, he shall pay money according to the dowry of virgins. Exodus 22:17
- Don't marry your wife's sister while your wife is still alive.
Neither shalt thou take a wife to her sister, to vex her, to uncover her nakedness, beside the other in her life time. Leviticus 18:18Maimonides #154: Not to have sexual relations with your wife's sister — Lev. 18:18
- The Law of Jealousies: What a man must do when he suspects that his wife has been unfaithful.
If a man suspects his wife of being unfaithful, he reports it to the priest.
And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying Speak unto the children of Israel, and say unto them, If any man's wife go aside, and commit a trespass against him, And a man lie with her carnally, and it be hid from the eyes of her husband, and be kept close, and she be defiled, and there be no witness against her, neither she be taken with the manner; And the spirit of jealousy come upon him, and he be jealous of his wife, and she be defiled: or if the spirit of jealousy come upon him, and he be jealous of his wife, and she be not defiled: Then shall the man bring his wife unto the priest, and he shall bring her offering for her, the tenth part of an ephah of barley meal; he shall pour no oil upon it, nor put frankincense thereon; for it is an offering of jealousy, an offering of memorial, bringing iniquity to remembrance. Numbers 5:11-15The priest then makes her drink some "bitter water."
And the priest shall bring her near, and set her before the Lord: And the priest shall take holy water in an earthen vessel; and of the dust that is in the floor of the tabernacle the priest shall take, and put it into the water: And the priest shall set the woman before the Lord, and uncover the woman's head, and put the offering of memorial in her hands, which is the jealousy offering: and the priest shall have in his hand the bitter water that causeth the curse: Numbers 5:16-18If she is guilty, the water makes her thigh rot and her belly swell.
And the priest shall charge her by an oath, and say unto the woman, If no man have lain with thee, and if thou hast not gone aside to uncleanness with another instead of thy husband, be thou free from this bitter water that causeth the curse: But if thou hast gone aside to another instead of thy husband, and if thou be defiled, and some man have lain with thee beside thine husband: Then the priest shall charge the woman with an oath of cursing, and the priest shall say unto the woman, The Lord make thee a curse and an oath among thy people, when the Lord doth make thy thigh to rot, and thy belly to swell; And this water that causeth the curse shall go into thy bowels, to make thy belly to swell, and thy thigh to rot: And the woman shall say, Amen, amen. And the priest shall write these curses in a book, and he shall blot them out with the bitter water: And he shall cause the woman to drink the bitter water that causeth the curse: and the water that causeth the curse shall enter into her, and become bitter. Then the priest shall take the jealousy offering out of the woman's hand, and shall wave the offering before the Lord, and offer it upon the altar: And the priest shall take an handful of the offering, even the memorial thereof, and burn it upon the altar, and afterward shall cause the woman to drink the water. And when he hath made her to drink the water, then it shall come to pass, that, if she be defiled, and have done trespass against her husband, that the water that causeth the curse shall enter into her, and become bitter, and her belly shall swell, and her thigh shall rot: and the woman shall be a curse among her people. Numbers 5:19-27If the woman is innocent, no harm done -- she is free and will "conceive seed." In any case, "the man shall be guiltless from iniquity, and this woman shall bear her iniquity."
And if the woman be not defiled, but be clean; then she shall be free, and shall conceive seed. This is the law of jealousies, when a wife goeth aside to another instead of her husband, and is defiled; Or when the spirit of jealousy cometh upon him, and he be jealous over his wife, and shall set the woman before the Lord, and the priest shall execute upon her all this law. Then shall the man be guiltless from iniquity, and this woman shall bear her iniquity.Numbers 5:28-31
- Don't marry non-believers.
Neither shalt thou make marriages with them ... For they will turn away thy son from following me, that they may serve other gods: so will the anger of the LORD be kindled against you, and destroy thee suddenly. Deuteronomy 7:3-4Maimonides #162: Not to marry non-Jews — Deut. 7:3
And I contended with them, and cursed them, and smote certain of them, and plucked off their hair, and made them swear by God, saying, Ye shall not ... take their daughters ... for yourselves. Nehemiah 13:25
- Don't let your children marry non-believers.
Thy daughter thou shalt not give unto his son, nor his daughter shalt thou take unto thy son. For they will turn away thy son from following me, that they may serve other gods: so will the anger of the LORD be kindled against you, and destroy thee suddenly. Deuteronomy 7:3-4
The land, unto which ye go to possess it, is an unclean land with the filthiness of the people of the lands, with their abominations, which have filled it from one end to another with their uncleanness. Now therefore give not your daughters unto their sons, neither take their daughters unto your sons. Ezra 9:11-12
And I contended with them, and cursed them, and smote certain of them, and plucked off their hair, and made them swear by God, saying, Ye shall not give your daughters unto their sons, nor take their daughters unto your sons. Nehemiah 13:25
- If you have two wives, one beloved and another hated, and your firstborn son was born of your hated wife, then give him twice the inheritance of your beloved wife's firstborn son.
If a man have two wives, one beloved, and another hated, and they have born him children, both the beloved and the hated; and if the firstborn son be hers that was hated: Then it shall be, when he maketh his sons to inherit that which he hath, that he may not make the son of the beloved firstborn before the son of the hated, which is indeed the firstborn: But he shall acknowledge the son of the hated for the firstborn, by giving him a double portion of all that he hath: for he is the beginning of his strength; the right of the firstborn is his. Deuteronomy 21:15-17
- If a man accuses his wife of not being a virgin on her wedding night, and her parents are unable to produce the bloody sheets to disprove the accusation,
then the men of the city shall stone her to death.
If any man take a wife, and go in unto her, and hate her, And give occasions of speech against her, and bring up an evil name upon her, and say, I took this woman, and when I came to her, I found her not a maid: Then shall the father of the damsel, and her mother, take and bring forth the tokens of the damsel's virginity unto the elders of the city in the gate: And the damsel's father shall say unto the elders, I gave my daughter unto this man to wife, and he hateth her; ... But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel: Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you. Deuteronomy 22:13-21Maimonides #122: To marry a wife by means of ketubah and kiddushin — Deut. 22:13
- If a man falsely accuses his wife of not being a virgin on her wedding night, then he can never divorce her and he must pay her father 100 shekels of silver.
If any man take a wife, and go in unto her, and hate her, And give occasions of speech against her, and bring up an evil name upon her, and say, I took this woman, and when I came to her, I found her not a maid: Then shall the father of the damsel, and her mother, take and bring forth the tokens of the damsel's virginity unto the elders of the city in the gate: And the damsel's father shall say unto the elders, I gave my daughter unto this man to wife, and he hateth her; And, lo, he hath given occasions of speech against her, saying, I found not thy daughter a maid; and yet these are the tokens of my daughter's virginity. And they shall spread the cloth before the elders of the city. And the elders of that city shall take that man and chastise him; And they shall amerce him in an hundred shekels of silver, and give them unto the father of the damsel, because he hath brought up an evil name upon a virgin of Israel: and she shall be his wife; he may not put her away all his days. Deuteronomy 22:13-19Maimonides #134: The slanderer must remain married to his wife — Deut. 22:19
Maimonides #135: He must not divorce her — Deut. 22:19
- If a man is found raping an unmarried virgin, he must marry her, give her father fifty
shekels, and never divorce her.
If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife." Deuteronomy 22:28-29Maimonides #134: The rapist must marry his victim if she is unwed — Deut. 22:29
Maimonides #134: He is never allowed to divorce her — Deut. 22:29
- If you take a wife, and you find some uncleanness in her, then divorce her and kick her out of your house.
When a man hath taken a wife, and married her, and it come to pass that she find no favour in his eyes, because he hath found some uncleanness in her: then let him write her a bill of divorcement, and give it in her hand, and send her out of his house. Deuteronomy 24:1Maimonides #126: To issue a divorce by means of a Get document — Deut. 24:1
- A divorced wife may marry another man, but if her new husband divorces her because he hates her too (or if he dies), then her former husband must not remarry her.
(That would be an abomination to God.)
And when she is departed out of his house, she may go and be another man's wife. And if the latter husband hate her, and write her a bill of divorcement, and giveth it in her hand, and sendeth her out of his house; or if the latter husband die, which took her to be his wife; Her former husband, which sent her away, may not take her again to be his wife, after that she is defiled; for that is abomination before the LORD. Deuteronomy 24:2-4Maimonides #127: A man must not remarry his ex-wife after she has married someone else — Deut. 24:4
- When a man takes a new wife, he shall not fight in war or do any business; he shall be free for one year to cheer up his new wife.
When a man hath taken a new wife, he shall not go out to war, neither shall he be charged with any business: but he shall be free at home one year, and shall cheer up his wife which he hath taken. Deuteronomy 24:5Maimonides #608: He who has taken a wife, built a new home, or planted a vineyard is given a year to rejoice with his possessions — Deut. 24:5
- If a man dies before his wife has a child, the widow must marry her dead husband's brother.
If brethren dwell together, and one of them die, and have no child, the wife of the dead shall not marry without unto a stranger: her husband's brother shall go in unto her, and take her to him to wife, and perform the duty of an husband's brother unto her. Deuteronomy 25:5Maimonides #128: To perform yibbum (marry the widow of one's childless brother) — Deut. 25:5
- When a man marries his dead brother's wife, the firstborn son receives the dead brother's name.
And it shall be, that the firstborn which she beareth shall succeed in the name of his brother which is dead, that his name be not put out of Israel. Deuteronomy 25:6
- If a man refuses to "go in unto" his dead brother's wife, she shall loosen his shoe and spit in his face.
And if the man like not to take his brother's wife, then let his brother's wife go up to the gate unto the elders, and say, My husband's brother refuseth to raise up unto his brother a name in Israel, he will not perform the duty of my husband's brother. Then the elders of his city shall call him, and speak unto him: and if he stand to it, and say, I like not to take her; Then shall his brother's wife come unto him in the presence of the elders, and loose his shoe from off his foot, and spit in his face, and shall answer and say, So shall it be done unto that man that will not build up his brother's house. Deuteronomy 25:7-9Maimonides #129: To perform halizah (free the widow of one's childless brother from yibbum) — Deut. 25:9
- A man who refuses to have sex with his dead brother's wife shall be called "him that has his shoe loosed."
And his name shall be called in Israel, The house of him that hath his shoe loosed. Deuteronomy 25:10
- Put away your strange ex-wives.
We have trespassed against our God, and have taken strange wives of the people of the land ... Now therefore let us make a covenant with our God to put away all the wives ... according to the counsel of my lord, and of those that tremble at the commandment of our God; and let it be done according to the law. Ezra 10:2-3
- Rejoice with your wife.
Rejoice with the wife of thy youth. Proverbs 5:18
Live joyfully with the wife whom thou lovest. Ecclesiastes 9:9
- Be satisfied with your wife's breasts.
Let her [your wife] be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love. Proverbs 5:19
- Don't talk to your wife.
Keep the doors of thy mouth from her that lieth in thy bosom. Micah 7:5
- Be kind to your wife.
Let none deal treacherously against the wife of his youth. ... Take heed to your spirit, that ye deal not treacherously. Malachi 2:15-16
- Don't divorce your wife (unless she has fornicated).
(If you divorce your wife, you cause her to commit adultery.)
Whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery. Matthew 5:32
Whosoever shall put away his wife, except it be for fornication, and shall marry another, committeth adultery. Matthew 19:9
- Don't marry a divorced woman.
(If you do, you are committing adultery.)
Whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery. Matthew 5:32
Whoso marrieth her which is put away doth commit adultery. Matthew 19:9
- Don't divorce your wife (even if she has fornicated).
(If you divorce her, you both commit adultery.)
What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder. ... And he saith unto them, Whosoever shall put away his wife, and marry another, committeth adultery against her. And if a woman shall put away her husband, and be married to another, she committeth adultery. Mark 10:9-12
- If you can't control yourself, get married.
(It's better to marry than to burn.)
It is good for a man not to touch a woman. Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband. 1 Corinthians 7:1-2
I say therefore to the unmarried and widows, It is good for them if they abide even as I. But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn. 1 Corinthians 7:8-9
- If you're not married, don't get married.
I would that all men were even as I myself. 1 Corinthians 7:7
I say therefore to the unmarried and widows, It is good for them if they abide even as I. 1 Corinthians 7:8
Now concerning virgins I have no commandment of the Lord: yet I give my judgment ... it is good for a man so to be. 1 Corinthians 7:25-26
Art thou loosed from a wife? seek not a wife. 1 Corinthians 7:27
- A married believer should stay with an unbelieiving spouse, unless the unbelieving spouse decides to leave.
If any brother hath a wife that believeth not, and she be pleased to dwell with him, let him not put her away. And the woman which hath an husband that believeth not, and if he be pleased to dwell with her, let her not leave him. ... But if the unbelieving depart, let him depart. A brother or a sister is not under bondage in such cases: but God hath called us to peace. 1 Corinthians 7:12-15
- If you are married, don't have sex.
(There's no time for it. Jesus is coming.)
The time is short: it remaineth, that both they that have wives be as though they had none. 1 Corinthians 7:29
- Have sex whenever your spouse requires it.
(To avoid fornication and Satan's temptation.)
Nevertheless, to avoid fornication ... Let the husband render unto the wife due benevolence: and likewise also the wife unto the husband. ... Defraud ye not one the other ... that Satan tempt you not for your incontinency. 1 Corinthians 7:2-5
- Wives, obey your husbands (as though they were Jesus).
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. Ephesians 5:22
As the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing. Ephesians 5:24
Let ... the wife see that she reverence her husband. Ephesians 5:33
Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord. Colossians 3:18
Ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands. 1 Peter 3:1
- Husbands, love your wife (like you love your own body).
Husbands, love your wives. Ephesians 5:25
So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself. Ephesians 5:28
Let every one of you in particular so love his wife even as himself. Ephesians 5:33
- Husbands, honor your wife.
(As the weaker vessel.)
Ye husbands, dwell with them according to knowledge, giving honour unto the wife, as unto the weaker vessel, 1 Peter 3:7